Scariest Monster Ever....

Personally, I would say that “The Invisible Monster” is THE scariest one ever thought of. My justification? Well, say you had a “visible” pet monster (what an oxymoron!), you could always think up of some way or the other to get away from its three arms, the spiked belly, the fire emitting ass or the revolving eye! You could think of tangling up the arms or stuff the belly spikes with your pillows till the tip or plug that ass up and run for cover to save yourself from being coated with ectoplasmic slime. As for the revolving eye? Come on, I thought of so many escape routes, can’t you come up with one?


Anyway, back to our guy. How can you get away from something that you can’t see? Given, that you could throw a package of flour on the thing (given again that you had enough control over your arms and didn’t end up coating yourself with the batter, a toasty snack for the fiery wind breaker perhaps!) But what if the chemicals that went on to make the thing invisible had some how made it non-stick too? What if there was no shimmering around the monster as usually reported in the reel life? What if it levitates two feet off the ground so you don’t see the foot prints? What if it did not smell obnoxious? What if you couldn’t feel it but it could rip you apart? What if it were reading this post over your shoulder? Would you know?

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